Little Help from Our Friends

By Jesse Marie Scott Spencer

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! OMG, seriously?! You all are so fantastic. Over the past couple weeks there has been a super duper outpouring of love and support from the community. Obviously, you want to see me on camera again.

In 18 days, we have received so many donations. You raised over $3000.00 to the camera fund! Noel can buy the camera, AND we have enough money for a couple weeks of groceries. This means so much, and your love is FELT!

Special thanks goes out to our friend Marcus in Seattle who spearheaded this impromptu fundraiser. As many of you know, Marcus emailed us after Noel announced the camera died and said he wanted to help us raise money to buy the new video recorder. He sent emails to his list of feeders and fatties, and low and behold! We have some fans!

I received some very lovely emails from many of you who have been quietly watching our vids, and I just want to thank you with all my heart! Thanks for your sweet presents. They’re super exciting and adorable. I especially love the chocolates and muffin baskets – keep those coming!

Noel ordered the new camera, and it should be here any day. We’ll be back to video making very soon. And, since you’ve all been so extra super sweet, we’re taking requests. I won’t take off my clothes, but there are a lot of other things we LOVE to do. Food play? Jiggling? Force-feeding? What’s your pleasure, my people?

Poll in the right sidebar. Vote for your fave!!

Merry Christmas!

By Jesse Marie Scott Spencer

Merry Christmas one and all! It's been a fantastic day. Noel woke me up this morning with breakfast in bed - of course, every morning is breakfast in bed for me...LOL!

We watched T.V. all day long filled with loads of holiday fun. It’s a tradition; we watch the four holiday classics: It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, A Charlie Brown Christmas and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. It’s a Wonderful Life starts off during breakfast, and when we’ve finished it, we open presents.

I got Noel an apron!

HO HO HO! LOL! What a riot...! That was my gag gift.

This is what I got him for realsies:

He’s lugs around this big camera, and that’s great for our videos we make. Hi def and all, but this is a

cute, little camera for quick shots. It’s also a little present for me. I told him when he goes out, he can take shots of the neighborhood, or the city, and when he comes home, I can do a quick upload to my computer and check out the world.

Noel, made me a new negligee for my present. I knew he’d been making it – it’s hard to keep something like that secret in a small apartment like ours. I could hear the sewing machine chugging away after he thought I’d gone to sleep. It’s pink with white lace. You’ll all get a peak of it soon. We’re getting ready to make a new video, and I told Noel I would wear it. Before we do that, though, Noel’s going to get his own private show (he’s got dibs...he is my husband after all!).

After presents, Noel rustled up some lunch while I watched A Christmas Story. It’s not his favorite. I think he had a bad experience with a BB gun in the past – LOL! Lunch was our annual tradition – fondue! Noel set up four different fondue pots around me: oil, veggie broth, cheese, and of course, chocolate! Noel dipped and fed me all sorts of fun foods. My fave was oranges in the chocolate – DE-lish!

We watched The Grinch and Charlie Brown during lunch, and by the time we got to the end of Charles Schultz’s masterpiece, we were making out like teenagers. I KNOW! It felt like when I was a kid, kissing with Terry Harris from next door. He’d come over to watch movies in our basement with that old wood paneling on the walls, and we would st

ar making out. My mom would come downstairs to “do laundry” every 15 minutes or so. Little did she know, there’s a lot you can do in 15 minutes when you’re 15 years old...LOL!!

Things got pretty messy with the cheese and chocolate (hehe), so Noel gave me a sponge bath. (He’s super duper!)

Noel was pretty exhausted, and he fell asleep in the recliner next to my bed. He’s snoring away as I type my Season’s Greetings. Check him out:

SOOOOO CUTE!

Life Gives You Lemons

by Jesse Marie Scott

I've been so excited to tell you all about our wedding day, but in the end it turned out to be a fiasco.

Everything was beautiful. Noel wore a sharp suit, and I was in a fabulous white dress. I know, white might not have been appropriate, but that was another tradition I kept LOL!

Things were going well, actually. Noel's friend, Hank, got ordained online and performed the ceremony, and Noel's brother, Sully, came in from Toledo. We decided to do it here in the neighborhood here in Cooper Park. It was easy for me to get to, and we were able to celebrate at our favorite restaurant, Carmine's.

The ceremony was beautiful. It was very simple and sweet, and Sully got some nice pictures.

Things went south at dinner.

We arrived and got a table, and of course all the waitresses at Carmine's showered us with congratulations. We had pasta, pizza and tiramisu! So scrumptious!

Then, this guy sitting at the next table started making noises. Snorting, specifically. Like a pig. It was quiet at first, but then he got louder. It wasn't subtle at all. We just kept eating, but the joy was slowly getting sucked out of the day.

Finally, Noel turned to the guy and asked, "You got a problem?"

"Yeah, I got a problem. Your bride is grossing me out."

"Why don't you leave, then?" Noel said.

"Hey, man, I come here all the time. This is my spot. Why don't you leave? You and your piggy."

He snorted again.

Noel stood up, and the guy stood up, too. He was bigger than Noel, and I really didn't want a scene.

"Sweetie, sit down," I begged Noel.

Noel eyed the guy, then looked at me. He smiled, and sat down.

"You take orders from piggy like that?"

The guy was right behind him.

"Sir, is this man bothering you?"

Vinnie, the manager came up behind the guy and stood between Noel and the guy.

"You sticking up for these people, Vin?"

Obviously the guy knew Vinnie. Probably a regular. Maybe they grew up together. Who knows. Whatever the case, Vinnie turned and looked the guy square in the eyes and said: "It's these lovely peoples' wedding day, and you're being a douche. Back off. Now."

And, with that, the guy turned and huffed out of the restaurant.

Vinnie smiled at us and said, "Sorry 'bout that, folks. Hang tight. Enjoy your pasta. I got somethin' special for you."

A few minutes later, Vinnie and all the waitresses came out of the kitchen with an entire tiramisu. And he must have gone to the 99 cent store next door, for there was a plastic bride and groom on top!

"It's on me," Vinnie said.

Noel protested, like he usually does when someone does something nice for him, but in the end, we accepted the generous gift.

After dinner, we went back to my apartment with my sister, Meredith. Sully had a plane to catch, and

Hank headed home. Meredith was going home in the morning, so we planned on visiting and relaxing.

Unfortunately, there was nothing relaxing about our time together.

Noel was in the kitchen, preparing a bedtime snack, when Meredith asked why I needed another snack before bed. She insisted I’d had enough to eat for the day, and asked why I eat so much. I told her about the 1000 pound goal, and she went off. She told me how I was being unhealthy, how I wasn’t considering my family and how I was disgusting.

“That guy at the restaurant was right. You’re just a big piggy!”

I still can’t believe she said it. I was so GD mad! I told her off like I’ve never done in my life. She’s made me mad, but this was the worst thing she ever could say. On my wedding day, no less! Lots was said, and in the end, I told Meredith she had to leave. Noel was in the middle of us, telling us to calm down, but neither one of us wanted to listen. We yelled louder and louder, until I told her to get out. She grabbed her suitcase and found a hotel for the night, and she flew out today. Didn’t even call to let me know she got home safe.

I’m so furious at her. She knows how to get my goat! I don’t care if I hear from her again. She crossed the line, and I don’t think I can trust her now. This was supposed to be my special day, and she ruined it!

As usual, Noel is amazing. He told me to focus on our future together. We have a great thing going, and he’s my family now. That’s awesome to me – you can’t choose your blood family, and sometimes they aren’t very nice. You can choose a new family, though, and Noel is mine. So full of love and support. In the end, I know I’m lucky. Sorry there’s not better news to report, but some days life sucks.

Unfortunately, that day happened to be my wedding day.

Normally, I’m a glass half full kind of gal. You get lemons, make lemonade. But, today, I don’t seem to have any sugar, and the glass seems half empty – of lemon juice.