The Lift

By Noel Spencer

For a while now we’ve been pushing our luck with the lift I use when I move Jesse to change the sheets.

 

Next week I’m going to go out to New Jersey and pick up the new lift, but this time we’re going to get the deluxe model.

Feast your eyes on the WOK Patient Lift and Transfer.  It’s going to cost a bit more than we wanted to spend, but my love is worth it. Wish me luck getting it back to the city!

A Milestone

By Noel Spencer

Jesse is 500 lbs. I can’t believe it. We are half way there. Technically, if you count from the day we met back two years ago, when she was 290 lbs., we’re 30% of the way there. We have 2/3 of the way left.

Right now, she’s gaining 15.5 lbs per month. I’d like to increase that if we can. There are certain ways to do this. I have heard antihistamines can increase weight gain.

I am going to suggest it to Jesse. If she says no, then we won’t do it. As long as we get there, it doesn’t matter when we get there. (But, it would be fun to get there sooner!)

Jesse is such a special person. She so alive and definitely the most adventurous woman I have ever met. She is always so ready to go where only a few have gone before. She is like an explorer charting a new map. It is so exciting when people want to push boundaries and become achieve a potential they know is deep inside them. Jesse embodies that strength.

I am so lucky.

Happy New Year!

Jesse – My New Year’s resolution is to exercise less and gain more weight!

Noel – My New Year’s resolution is to add ten new dishes to my repertoire so Jesse can gain more weight and exercise less!

What’s your New Year’s resolution?

HAPPY 2009!

My First Time

By Jesse Marie Scott

Okay, it’s not what you think. It’s my first blog entry! It’s so exciting. I’ve read blogs for years, but I never figured I’d write one. I didn’t think I had anything to write about. People who write blogs always seem like an expert on something. I never felt like an expert on anything. But when me and Noel talked about starting a blog, Noel made a great point: I’m an expert on gaining weight. LOL! Since Noel’s an expert on helping people gain weight, this seemed like a natural progression.

I’ve been gaining weight since I can remember. Of course, I dieted, so during those times I’d lose some weight. I’ve tried so many diets: NutriSystem, Atkins, The Cabbage Soup Diet, The Watermelon Diet, Cyberdiet, LA Diet, Diet Center, Jenny Craig, Scarsdale, Zone and Tops. But they’re all the same: lose 15 pounds, gain twenty. Each diet, I’d end up heavier than when I started.

One day, I discovered men who like fat women. They didn’t want thin girls living on Diet Coke and lettuce. These men want big, voluptuous, beautiful ladies who have an appetite to boot! I knew this was my destiny.

From that point on, I haven’t looked back.